Busy day today for me. I have a food apt @ 11am 11:15, 12:05, 12:10, 12:13. Then I have a nap penciled in at 12:30-4pm followed by a food apt again @ 5:05, 5:12 and 5:22, followed by a quick game of catch the shoe string all before my last nap at 6pm till 3am. Then operation "don't let the humans sleep at 4am commences. #meow #therealhousepetsoftexas

The humans will pay for this..mark my words..they will pay. #dragon #monkey #norespect #wewillpoopintheirshoes #therealhousepetsoftexas

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  • Jaba the hut ain't got nothing on me....#meow #mosby #therealhousepetsoftexas

    If you can see this..please help..the humans have trapped us in the bedroom so they can clean. They have only left 2 days worth of food and water and they just told us we would be here for an hour. I fear we may not survive. Tell my mom, who ever she is, I love her. sincerely...#mosby. P.s. If I don't survive, my cat nip stash is under the couch. Please flush it for me. #therealhousepetsoftexas #meow #survivor

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  • Pshhh. Tom thinks his sheets are softer. #delusional #mysheetsaresofterthanyoursheets #therealhouspetsoftexas #mosby #tomtom #meow

    The humans got new sheets for "our" bed..I must immediately roll around and pounce on them to make sure they are up to the standards of my paws. Not Egyptian cotton..but it will suffice..for now..#mosby #spoiled #therealhouspetsoftexas #meow

    I know where I need to be right 'meow' ...in front if the tv cause project runway is on! #mosby #therealhousepetsoftexas #makeitwork #projectrunway #meow

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  • I believe I can flyyyyyyyy...or I believe I can napppppp #tomtom #therealhousepetsoftexas #meow

    Selfie Sunday. #therealhousepetsoftexas #rowdy #meow #sundayfunday

    The humans are in the living room watching "rom~coms" we have taken over the bedroom watching the best movie ever. #therealhousepetsoftexas #rowdy #mosby #meow

    I was tagged to post 5 purrrrfectly beautiful pictures of myself. #meow #mosby #therealhousepetsoftexas #meow

    6 days until the humans leave and the house is ours! #omg #cantwait #kingsofthecastle #party

    Love late night convos with the bestie #purrfectfriends #secretdonutsociety #myfriendsarecoolerthanyourfriends #bored

    That's better! #nomnomnom #getinmybelly #theydoloveme

    Empty..again..how do the humans expect me to live under these circumstances. What's worse is when the bowls is empty..these jokers just stare up at me and smile...#starving #imaydie #theydontloveme #goodbyecruelworld

    Man crush Monday. I live my other human too. (This one feeds me )❤️ #myhumaniscoolerthanyourhuman #lovehim #mcm

    Nailed it...not. DIY FAIL! #epicfail #pinterestfail #notacraftycat

    Mirror pic Monday or selfie Saturday...I've lost track of the days #mpm #selfiesaturday #lookingatthemaninthemirror

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